Shit kissed my birthday and stained it!
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Dear Diary,
I would like to sing a song for you. I changed the lyrics a little bit to fit the current context. Anyway, it's to the tune of "I Kissed A Girl" originally sung by Katy Perry. It's the chorus bit. Anyway here it goes...
I need to puke and I hate it
The taste of yesterday's dinner
I feel nauseous someone help me
My tummy's going insane?
It felt so wrong it's never right
Don't want to vommit tonight
I need to puke and I hate it
I hate it!Diarrhoea + Fasting = A SERIOUSLY empty stomach
I mean, I'm used to starving (for various reasons) but man this hunger is really disturbing me! You know how when you forget to eat (for various reasons) then your stomache starts growling and at the same instant, your stomache feels like its quenching and turning? The only difference is that normally that feeling would go away. It might come back but again only for a little while. Now, however, for me that feeling refuses to go away. That sucks. I'm trying my best to eat as much as possible but how much can someone eat within less than twelve hours.
Anywho, as I was reminded, Happy Birthday to me. (yes, I actually forgot it was my birthday) And Happy Birthday to MJ who would otherwise have been 51. And oh Happy Birthday to Pradeep and Ain (we're blood brothers and sisters!) who have both turned seventeen too!
On Friday, August 28, 2009, 8:27 AM, I still survived.